VANS SHOES ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING PUSSIES.

So, I uploaded some KMBP clip art to the VANS online store to make a pair of custom slip-on shoes. As you can see, these turned out to be the fucking SHIT. The problem I was anticipating was their stupid policy of : NO….

  • Trademarked or copyrighted material
  • Business or brand logos
  • Image of celebrities
  • Nudity
  • Images of weapons/violence
  • Images of, or reference to drugs, alcohol, or smoking
  • Offensive content

……LAME!!!! NO ” brand logos “?? The ban on nudity, drugs, and violence are gay enough – but not even a fucking LOGO? This turned out to be true.

But seriously – LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DESIGN! Look at the colors! Look at the KMBP rainbow! Just look at that lighting bolt down the side at the bottom…isn’t that the whip or what?

At the end of the day, I’m going to have to design a different shoe. I WILL have my KMBP slip-ons one day, though. In the meantime, VANS are total pussies.


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