We shot the very last Live episode of KMBP this past week, and went out with a fuckin’ BANG. Lots of drinks, shots, insults, drops, slurs, phone calls, Barney Vellicose, Doug Williams, Bill Cosby, some dude from somewhere, and more. It was, for intents and purposes, ” The KMBP Guide to Freedom! ”
KMBP SCIENCE UPDATE DESK: -COVID 19 SECRETS-
Have you seen the totally original TV show ” The Walking Dead “? There’s an episode that they go to the CDC Headquarters and the guy in there tells the BIG SECRET…..
THEY ALL HAVE IT.
EVERYONE TURNS INTO ZOMBIES WHEN THEY DIE.
Yes, it is true, we all have the ” Rona ” in our system and we will all test positive when we are sick. This is the big hustle. You will be getting the biometric ID also known as “digital identification” and your health status and interactions as well as vaccination status will be a factor in that score. Welcome to 1940s Germany.
KMBP HEALTH SEGMENT : – Covid 19 is making us rats
How to make someone live in a box
- Put fluoride in the water and make them docile
2. Give them covid 19
3. Take away/ diminish sense of smell and taste, so they can eat shit food and live in a tiny cube, 1984-style.
KMBP PODCAST SEZ……. the Rona makes you a RAT by taking away your smell and taste and locking you in a cage! Why do you drink bottles of water? No flouride! All of these facts sited from John B. Calhoun’s experiments, which started with rats in an outdoor pen and then moved on to mice at the National Institute of Mental Health during the early 1960s sponsored by the Rockefeller foundation. Eh? EH?? KMBP not only entertaining you, but giving you a heaping helping of knowledge, too!
CUNT OF THE WEEK : Gretchen Whitmer, because she’s a cunt.
CUCK OF THE WEEK : The entire state of California, whose commie fearless leaders have put everyone on a massive three-week lockdown where nobody can travel, walk, drive, or have any gathering whatsoever. Good luck, Cali. High rents, smoggy air, and being kept inside like the ant colony that you are is obviously working out for you. I’ll bet Joe Rogan is laughing his muscular & rich dick off right about now.
From the KMBP Science Newsroom : Exploring the complex Female anatomy.
With a very compact brain and ultra lightweight hollow bone structure, the woman’s body is specially designed for quick and easy movement through piles of laundry and dirty dishes, making chores a breeze without being bogged down by over-thinking or the mass of a full size man skeletal structure.
DUMB JOKE OF THE WEEK : I had sex with a black chick years ago and noticed she had hairy legs, so I told her to shave them in my bathroom. Now I know that what I did was exactly like the movie “ ROOTS “. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
Well, that’s it for this week’s wrap-up, we’ll still be posting pre-taped shows like the KMBP ” Best & Worst of ” episode, the KMBP XMAS episode, and our KMBP New Year’s Eve show! The other good news is that we’re coming back strong in 2021 with a brand-new season, new swag, new branding, and our debut music album! This is gonna fucking AWESOME.