KMBP “ WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE “ SEASON 4, EPISODE 9
Subway: Jared lost all that weight and so can you!
Jared Just ate Subway everyday and with a little persistence and the help of AIDS, he lost all those pesky pounds!
Movie of the week: The Founder!
The story of Ray Kroc, American entrepreneur and socialite that became white trash with his very first bite of McDonald’s!
Kmbp world news report: the world is going gay. More notably AMERICA.
KMBP LOCAL NEWS : gay bars and regular bars are starting to become gay by asking for coof proof. Vaxx cards to drink overpriced beer!
KMBP PERSON OF THE WEEK: 79 YEAR OLD comic store guy who gets in a trannie’s face. He’s our spirit animal.
NEW KMBP SEGMENT : “ Wheel of Misfortune “ featuring Vanna Kike!
Spin the wheel, win a great prize :
Date Rape….no that says….Dater Ape!
– an amorous monkey who loves to have fun and date humans! He has a tiny yellow hat and a raging pink boner!
A Safe Space – It’s a space for you. And it’s safe.
MySpace…. The entire website, now you own it!
A beard! NO, ASSHOLE, Not hipster facial hair, a woman that you can marry so people don’t think you’re GAY!
AN ALBUM COVER
– no, that says anal bum cover! ANAL BUM COVER are playing at Small’s this Friday. You have to show your vaxx card.
Bankruptcy: you are reborn and owe nothing to nobody! Rejoice!
MORE CREEPY “ 1984 “ SHIT : Rand Paul has just been suspended on YouTube for a week because he dared to question the effectiveness of wearing gay masks.