KMBP SEASON 4, EPISODE 19 “ THE WORLD OF SMUT “
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KMBP Local News
Behind a BMW and it stopped super early at a yellow light when I was in a hurry. Then I noticed PORN playing on the dash of the car. Here’s the pics
KMBP News
- Kmbp covid update: Dr Anthony Fouchie has stopped wearing glasses!
After a year and a half of hearing this man screaming “I’m not getting paid for this shit” it has become painfully clear that Bill Gates and the W.H.O. has not delivered their monthly cash bribe envelope. Now the good doctor, after dropping-and-stepping on his glasses, is forced to walk around looking 10 times sexier and 25 years younger.
- Colin Powell or Colon Pyle?? Died of COVID died of no underlying conditions…he was 84, and had bladder cancer, but other than that, he was fine. Rapid fire… underlying conditions
- In Italy the “green pass” or c.o.v.ID was being protested in trieste town square, but live feed of the area was actually old footage of “nothing happening here” to cover it up.
- COVID is the certificate of vaccination ID. I know what you’re thinking, AL DAVIS IS FAT, but hear me out….. yes I’m fat, and that’s why I spell my name in all caps, plus I didn’t go to school and my handwriting is terrible. But why do all the well educated geniuses and liberal scientists keep writing this word COVID in all caps? Because it is an acronym!! Like NASA or FAG. This is all simply a ruse to get a certification of vaccination ID on our phones. The QR code system was rolled out in canada last week so…..do forget your vax card!
- politico was purchased for 1 BILLION dollars. It is now purely a propaganda machine so keep that in mind when consuming your news “feed”. Jeff Bezos owns Washington post, rupert Murdoch the New York post and when you take a look around at who owns what “news” outlets the picture becomes new, worldly, and orderly.
- Rupert Murdoch owns 70% of print news in Australia and Fox news. Australia is under the biggest lockdown and has no legal right to guns for personal protection. Sounds like a cool dude.
KMBP “ Rapid Fire! “ segment
Other actors as old and sexy as Anthony Fouchie
1.jack Nicholson
2.hugh Hefner
3.larry flynt
4.the crypt keeper
5.pope john Paul II
6. KIRK DOUGLAS
7.george Bush
8.barbra bush
9. Katherine Hepburn
10. Jimmy Carter
KMBP main topics
- I used to be a “ smut peddler “…small-time wannabe pornographer and magazine publisher of my own smut rag, Superbitch Magazine. I was in charge of : finding the talent, taking the pictures, editing the content, writing the articles, layout, printing, selling subscriptions, selling ads, shipping, and even stapling each and every issue and driving them to every store to stock the shelves! It was fun until it wasn’t fun and my dream of being Larry Flynt ( without the shooting and the wheelchair ) lasted until 2010. Then, I started selling fetish videos online…
- My very first porno that I was obsessed with was a movie from 1979 called “ Pretty Peaches “. It started Deseriee Cousteau and it was on a grainy old VHS tape. It also featured weird rape scene, an enema, and an orgy where the main character sucks her own father’s dick. It was pretty awesome and shaped my young mind forever.
- When I was a kid you could find porn at active construction sites near or around the Porto potty. One time I got my hands on this really cool book when I was 11 and it had all these “erotic tales” of frothing vaginas being plunged into by throbbing veiney cock. I remember one friend having a read then said in shock and horror “holyshit dude, that’s what my parents do?” He was visibly disturbed. Another guy read the book and was unaffected as his single mom had birthed 6 children and was under 30….waaay under 30.
KMBP “ What’s In The Bag? “
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I have a DVD that I bought about 10 years ago that’s just adult movie trailers. It’s pretty brutal, darkly funny, and very intense. It’s all stuff from the 70’s & 80’s with huge hairy bushy pussies, huge hairy bushy moustaches, and huge hairy bushy cocks and balls. TONS OF OPEN GASH WITH CUM ALL OVER THEM!! It’s not the least bit sexy and it’s actually pretty gross…but once you get past that, it’s kinda of almost fun.
