KMBP SEASON 4, EPISODE 18 “ SUPERMAN’S GONE…GAY! “
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James bond movie, like all James bond movies he has a cool watch, a cool car and love interest that needs to die before the credits role. So he can be single again for the next moovie, the villain serves ONLY this purpose.
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Sports
Las Vegas Raiders coach John Gruden fired for homophobic and massagonist remarks IN PRIVATE EMAILS.
Cancel culture is alive and well.
Ray Lewis was alleged to have murdered someone and goes on to be the face of the Baltimore Ravens, but if you hurt someone’s feelings… or say things in private that may hurt their feelings… fuck it… IF YOU ARE A STRAIGHT MALE GET OUT.
AND DONT BE WHITE WHATEVER YOU DO
AND DONT USE TECHNOLOGY IF YOU WANT YOUR JOB.
Don’t forget your vax card!:)
KMBP local news –
The Porto potty is gone and summer is officially over.
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Talk about how the new Superman ( or Superman’s kid ) is bi-sexual and he fell for a Japanese dye-haired Twink. I’m not offended, I just think they should take it to the next level : show Superman either being the Strongest Power Bottom in the Universe or blowing off the Twink’s face with his Super-load. Show Superman clenching up his butt cheeks and ripping the Twink’s dick off or blowing such a powerful load of Super-cum that it slices the Twink’s body in two.
What about Batman? “ Brokeback Batman “ – where he and his live-in boytoy Robin get into a hot juicy 69….and then fight crime. Maybe have a three-way with The Joker? Not Batwoman, Batgirl, or Catwoman….they both think pussies are GROSS.
Andrew Dice Clay drop…” my Cum is so thick and pulpy, you have to CHEW it! “
The Flash can be gay, too. He’s the milli-second man. He fucks dudes so quick, criminals get raped before they even get ARRESTED!
SNL’s “ The Ambiguiously Gay Duo “ already made superheroes gay, but that was a parody. Now, the comics want us to take gay superheroes seriously – but aren’t they already homos with the tights, the capes, the boots, and the weird bulges in their leggings?? It’s been obvious since the 1940’s.
The entire DC comics universe is just the attendees of a late 70s disco tech that were stripped of their licensing rights
Stan Lee was just sitting around a gay bar looking at all these dudes dressed up and stealing their whole entire schtick
KMBP “ Rapid Fire “ segment :
Bands with gay members that we didn’t know about…
- Queen
- Judas Priest
- N’Sync
- Frankie Goes To Hollywood
- Odd Future
- Husker Du
- Faith No More
- Joan Jett
- The Buzzcocks
- Elton John
In other woke entertainment news, the legendary kid’s cartoon “ My Little Pony “ is being re-vamped for the modern progressive age and will be called “ My Little Gay Brown Indigenous Trans Pony “. It’s about an Indian ( feather ) male/they/them/girl who identifies as a tiny horse and/or pony.
