KMBP “ MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN “ SEASON 5, EPISODE 2
Men are better than women…..AT BEING WOMEN!
KMBP SPONSORS : MEN. Yeah we paid for it built it and took out the trash. Hell we even killed a motherfucker or two so we could do all this shit. NOW MAKE ME SOME FUCKING FOOD!
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Twinkies! the little cream filled delights that fill your mouth with a tiny bit of joy and a heaping load of tasty white goo!
Twinks, find one in a disco tech back alley near you!
KMBP LOCAL NEWS : it’s cold out and delivery is expensive as fuck. Why do I live in Michigan.
KMBP NEWS : Whitehouse cleaning lady AOC enjoyed the maskless freedoms we all deserve in sunny MIAMI over the weekend .
This just in: AOC HAS COVID19!
Rapid fire:
Betty white rip
AOC COVID19
BOB SAGET RIP
LORY LIGHTFOOT COVID19
Sydney poitier RIP
TED NUGENT COVID-19
Peter Bogdonovich RIP
GAVIN MCINNNES COVID-19
Dobie Gillis RIP
Point-counterpoint:
Did Kirk Cobain die too soon?
Yes he was a fag
No he was an sjw who would have thrived in 2020
Yes he’s would have made so much new music
No he would have been out of shit and was the type of guy to NEVER play his old jams
KMBP MAIN STORIES :
- I support Trannies competing and winning in every single women’s sport worldwide. In the end, all of the trannies will start to fight each other, because every group eventually fights among themselves. We can build the TRANS-AGON and all of the winning trannies will enter and fight each other to the death. The very last surviving deathmatch tranny will be presented with a gold medal of honor….and then bent over and FUCKED TO DEATH by a large heterosexual black man. THE END!
- MEN RULE EVERYTHING EVEN BEING WOMEN. Look at Bruce jenner. He was a woman for about 38 minutes before being crowned woman of the year!
- Then penn state lia Thomas call hisself a lady, learns how to swim and crushes every female in the world!
- Head to the land down under and you can meet the beautiful laurel Hubbard as he, I mean she is doing no more than One cock pushup a day in preparation And then SETTING EVERY WOMENS WEIGHT LIFTING RECORD.
- Mrs doubtfire was the best nanny ever, 10x better than that merry Poppins, and she sucked better dick too!
- The movie white chicks shows that even black men do a better job of being women than LAZY WHITE HOES! they even solve scooby doo type mysteries
- even LORY lightfoot makes a better woman than a woman!
- leave Facebook and Twitter RIGHT NOW. These companies are toxic and the owners hate its own customers and want to mine data from them until they end up a skeleton. Instead, we should go back to 1997 and everyone should just start their websites and personal blogs. YOU CAN’T CENSOR WHAT YOU CANNOT CONTROL. How can Big Tech/Big Government possibly control thousands of personal websites after censoring YouTube, Facebook, and Twitter? Answer : they can’t. Another fantasy scenario is every cancelled/censored person should just start a MySpace page and eventually take it over. Can you imagine MySpace becoming a new hub for cancelled thought and opinions? It’s nothing but a digital ghost town at the moment…why not?
- Hypocrite democrats like Nancy Pelosi, AOC, and Eric Swalwell are all vacationing in Florida without masks, after letting their own states and cities rot under these new COVID rules and mask mandates. They should all be fired, but unfortunately America NEVER punishes the Rich Elite. Just look at ousted NYC mayor Andrew Cuomo – all charges dropped!!
American curmudgeon recap: join Myspace today!
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