KMBP SEASON 4, EPISODE 17 “ GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE!! “
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KMBP LOCAL NEWS –
- The city of Berkley in Michigan fucking pissed me off. It’s a weird mixture of the upper crust and white trash. Like huge beautiful houses right next to some asshole porch-sitters and fuckers who stand in the street talking to each other and not moving out of the way when you drive down their street. FUCK YOU!!!
- The city of Monroe is fuuuuuuuuuckin weird and a little bit scary. It seems like a unique blend of Warren, Hamtramck, Rochester, and northern Michigan. Super nice mansion-sized homes, old cottages, farmland, and shit right next to the fuckin’ hood. I get the impression that many people were killed and dumped in fields back in the 70’s and 80’s.
KMBP NEWS – If you ever needed a reason to believe that the media is LYING to you : The “ let’s go, Brandon “ news interview with the crowd chanting “ Fuck You Biden! “ clearly in the background. It was so transparently fake, it would be funny if it wasn’t so scarily sad.
KMBP GET THE FUCK OUTTA HEEEEAAAAAAHHHH segment :
- The term “Fomo”
- Masks
- Women that act like they know stuff
- Vax cards
- Berkley, Michigan
- Fat chicks with no tits who think they’re hot
- Cars with assholes driving them
- Sitting in line for an hour at Taco Bell
- Taco Bell that runs out of your favorite food item
- That one unlucky fucker who works at Taco Bell
- The Sopranos prequel
- Card carrying Democrats
- Card carrying Republicans
- Wanda Sykes
- Joy behar
- Joe camel
KMBP “ Rapid Fire “ segment –
Things I heard at work this week :
- 10 inches is way too small
- Does this vagina look infected?
- That’s NOT my butthole
- My roommate got hit by a semi
- I found out that my sister is really my Mom
- She’s my cousin, by marriage. Plus we’re married.
- I dont give a fuck about people I dont give a fuck about.
- Theatre of the mind not for nothing at any rate.
- My name ends in ski but I’m not polish
- Hey fucker! If you got time to lean you got time to CLEAN!
Rapid fire
Kmbp is your city
- St Louis ms
- Wayne Pennsylvania
- Omaha Nebraska
- Jacksonville Florida
- Weirton West Virginia
- Scranton pa
- Frankfurt Germany
- Plainville Connecticut
- Stubinville oh
- Phillildephia
- Raleigh north Carolina
- Charlotte’s nothcarolina
- Nottingham uk
- Black town new south Wales
- Trenton New Jersey
- Pittsburgh pa
- Traverse city michigan
“ American Curmudgeon “ REcap : “ Why I Don’t Suffer From FOMO “ – what FOMO is, how I found out about it, why it’s gay to know what FOMO is, and why I don’t suffer from it. Does Al Davis suffer from this shit? Let’s find out….
KMBP “ Komplaints Korner “ : Everybody needs to get the fuck back to work. You’ve noticed the long lines everywhere, like McDonald’s, Wendy’s, and Taco Bell, right? But now, places are just closed! They can’t even find fuckers to run one register! Not only the fast food places, mom and pop places, too – I went to two different asian noodle stores, closed! Panera bread, closed! Starbucks, closed! Aaaand of course, Taco Bell, closed! GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK, YOU DEADBEATS!!!
Kmbp movie reviewer review
Are movie reviewers just assholes that copy each other?
Everyone talks about the director, and how this one is like this other one. Who cares.
The idea of a movie to me is I watch it and like it or watch it and hate it.
I dont care who directored it at all.
Movies no longer take themselves seriously and are ALL made for kids.
“ What’s In The Bag? “ segment
This just in : Canadian Prime Minister and worldwide-known cuckboy Justin Trudeau said the new version of the LGBTQ anagram is…..” 2SLGBTQQIA+ “. This is NOT a joke.
What does the “ 2 “ mean? A person whose gender identity is different from the sex placed on their birth certificate. “Q” stands for Queer. Queer is an umbrella term often time used to categorize the entirety of the LGBTQ2+ community. Next, we have the “2”. It’s for Two-Spirits. 2SLGBTQIA+ is an acronym for two-spirit, lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex and asexual while + stands for other ways individuals express their gender and sexuality outside heteronormativity and the gender binary.
Rapid fire 2
Commercial sound effects that drive me insane
- A garbage truck backing up
- Phone notification sound
- Sizzling food
- Pouring liquid into a glass
- Baby crying
- Alarm clock jannk jannk jannk
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