KMBP “ THE second annual KMBP DREAM CRUISE bbq PREVIEW “ SEASON 4, EPISODE 10
KMBP SPONSORS : woodward dream cruise….
C’mon DOWN! And have some fun, get your dream cruise autographed memorabilia from your favorite Royal Oak Police department officer!
Choose from your favorite citations such as,
drag racing
Open intox
And!
Smiling in public!
Sounds like a good deal right?
But WAIT THERE’S MORE!
ROPD is going to slap you with a fine so big its gonna crush your boner and put your balls to the test!
KMBP NEWS :
1. No more task force looking to shut down child trafficking in 2021, thank you joe biden for getting those fuckers off our BACKS!
2. The Taliban has an official Twitter account and yet Donald Trump is still not allowed on Twatter. Wanna know why? Because Jack Dorsey LOOKS like he’s in the Taliban! ( and, like most afghanistan men, he fucks kids. )
3. As of now, Australia is on total lockdown because of ONE Covid case. The entire country can’t leave their homes. AND, they just passed a new rule that you have to wear masks outdoors and you CANNOT remove them to drink. HUUUHHH??????? I thought Aussie were tough! I think I could actually kick everyone’s ass in that pussy country. Maybe, just like afghanistan, they all fuck kids, too.
KMBP LOCAL NEWS : The Woodward Dream Cruise 2021 is THIS Saturday. This world-famous car-themed activity will be sidelined with a new vaccine passport man date, a booth to have your nostrils invaded with a cucumber, and a rule that no one can be outside without wearing a china-approved mask. These will be strictly enforced and anyone not abiding by this new strict ordinance will be sent directly to the KMBP studios where hamburgers will be served on sesame seed buns and a porta-potty will be provided for moral support and punishment.
The “ Mac Sauce “ Incident.
KMBP SCIENCE : women’s brains, known for their compact size and prone to overheating, have managed to overcome such obstacles and wandered into the whitehouse! Light does shine on a dog’s ass once in a while!
KMBP “ Rapid Fire “ segment : Gay Car Songs
- Little Deuce Coupe
- Little old lady from Pasadena
- Mustang Sally
- 409
- I’m in love with my car
- Fuel
- Backseat education
- On the road again
- Bitchin’ Camaro
- Get out of my dreams and into my car
- BONUS : I WANNA FUCK A GUY ON THE HOOD ON MY 2013 HONDA FIT
KMBP “ What is this song about? “ segment :
“ Chevy Van “ a dude with a van picks up an underage barefoot hitchhiker who he fucks and then drops off in her small town of 500 people and then takes off never to see her again. Plot twist : he blew a load in her, and she has his son who he never meets. He also catches the clap from her because it was the 1970s and he didn’t wear a rubber and she was just a little slut who hitchhikes and bangs random guys in cars and vans. ( print out the lyrics, too )
“ Little Red Corvette “ coming of age story about a gay man in a purple suit and a young indian boy with used rubbers in his pocket who he chases around for sexual thrills
“ I Can’t Drive 55 “ story about a mentally deranged psychopath driving down side streets with a broken speedometer and a thirst for death….CHILD DEATH! After he kills an innocent 10 year old boy, he sits in jail for decades not being able to drive 55 or any speed again.
“Dragula” this little diddy written by Robert Zombie (jew) is a coming of age story in which a 6’5″ bald man who wears makeup dons a large wig in hopes of sucking the blood out of the tips of men’s penises.
KMBP “ What’s In The Bag? “ it’s another bag!
