YouTube fucked with us and cut our livestream in mid-show. Why? We think because we were making fun of Ronald McDonald. FUCK THAT CLOWN.
Last Wednesday, our KMBP livestream was cut off by YouTube for ” copyright infringement ” during our show. We were able to get back on and continue the funny to end up with some podcast comedy gold, but the damage was done – YouTube had officially fucked with us. Afterwards, we looked at each other and wondered what the hell it could’ve been that got our podcast flagged and then stopped…they even deleted the first half of the show! The only thing we could come up with that would’ve even been close to stealing copyrighted material was : RONALD MCDONALD. That’s right. That fucking clown selling you shitty ( i.e. delicious ) hamburgers got our show clipped. FUCK YOU YOUTUBE AND FUCK YOU RON.
Hey fuckheads, you know who has two thumbs, got a live podcast kicked off of YouTube, and also has a white-colored dick with red pubic hair? THIS GUY!!PRAY TO BURGER ALLAH : ” HEYYYYYY kids, you wanna eat a bunch of processed & diseased cow flesh and then wash it down with a chocolate shake that contains NO actual dairy products? Then sit on my lap and take my finger in your poo poo place! “There’s a reason why Ron turned all of these existing McDonald’s locations into ” PlayPlaces “. It’s because, like Joe Biden, Ron the Burger Allah Clown wants to sniff your child’s underwear and have he or she slide down his clowny face. This is an accurate artist’s rendition of The President of The United States, Joe Biden, wearing Ronald McDonald clown makeup and showing your little girl how much he loves her. ” C’MON MAN!! ” The faggots that run YouTube can go fuck themselves. In fact, here is a leaked photo of a top YouTube executive during a company Zoom meeting. ( Actually, he might be a BOTTOM YouTube executive….if you catch our drift. No? Oh well. )
Don’t worry, dear KMBP listener…we’ll be back, turgid, and ready to spurt some fresh comedy goo all over your face and butt next Wednesday, because just like the legendary rap group The Geto Boys….WE CAN’T BE STOPPED!!