BREAKING NEWS : I don’t suffer from any kind of FOMO. I just learned that gay term ” FOMO ” about a year ago, and it rhymes with ” HOMO “, and that’s exactly what I feel like when I… Continue Reading
I just got back from vacation after visiting the Upper Peninsula of Michigan for the very first time. My verdict? It was interesting and awesome. Here’s my breakdown in a matter of points : I didn’t wear or attempt to… Continue Reading
Get off of Facebook. NOW. You owe it to yourself, your friends, your family, business associates, co-workers, potential sexual partners, acquaintances, and former classmates to leave that psychologically harmful cesspool of information-gathering, life-altering, brain-washing cancer that has infected a generation… Continue Reading
I’ve officially become everything I used to hate. And, I think I like it. I used to make fun of people who fished. Anyone who hunted. Southern people with southern accents. People from small towns. Anyone who liked car-drivin’ American… Continue Reading
So, let me get this straight : A person enters your stupid bar after showing their vaxx papers or neg test to a door guy ( who I’m quite sure is a medical expert in his off-time ), is told… Continue Reading
HELL…IS OTHER PEOPLE. As I get older and even more curmudgeonly, I’m starting to think that my fantasy is to live in a small house up north in the middle of nowhere with a food garden, a Weber grill, a… Continue Reading
Fuck Facebook in its motherfucking face. YOU – as in everyone in this country, need to leave Facebook. You owe it to yourselves to quit making Mark Zuckerberg money and giving him your personal information for free. This goes double… Continue Reading
I predicted this from the beginning. The rich elites that really run this world have no plans whatsoever to let this lockdown end. I knew this last year, and it becomes more and more obvious with every week going by… Continue Reading