This chick might or might not be a lesbo, but if she’s hetero, she’ll buy all of the drinks, suck your dong all night, lick your ass, AND give you money. She’s the catch of the day but you won’t want to take her out in public and definitely not your favorite bar.
BLUE HAIR FEMINIST are playing at Small’s in Hamtramck this Thursday. $3.00 cover, no single men allowed, free admission with three cans of soup or a box of tampons.
This fatty is probably NOT a dyke, but it’s obvious she’s in love with that poor burger. It’s very obvious that her asshole is dirty.
This bitch is a straight-up cunt. I don’t need to see any proof, I can just tell.
