2021 = 666 The Mark of The Beast

2021 = 666 The Mark of The Beast 

Your own personal COVID-BAR CODE awaits you, starting in Jan-Feb 2021. Don’t worry – it won’t be an actual bar-code on your forehead, but you WILL need it to get on an airplane.

2021 will be the year that Christians and God-fearing people have always feared : you will get The Mark of The Beast upon you. You won’t be able to buy or sell goods, travel, get a job, or get medical care unless you have proof that you were injected with the COVID vaccine. You better make room in your wallet for the COVID-CARD or make sure you have enough memory in your smartphone for the COVID-APP, because if you don’t, you will be FUCKED.

The seven-headed Beast described from the book of Revelation in the Bible might be a bit too theatrical for actual adults to picture in real life, but honestly…do you REALLY think that God is a 33-year old white man with long hair? Just go with it, people.

It’s in the Bible, in the Book of Revelation… “ And the second beast required all people small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their forehead, 17 so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark— the name of the beast or the number of its name. 18 Here is a call for wisdom: Let the one who has insight calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man, and that number is 666.…” 

Revelations 13:17

I saw this book when I was a sophomore at Dondero High School back in the 80’s and I was like ” what the fuck?? we’re gonna have to have a card to buy food?? ” Yeah, genius – it’s called a DEBIT CARD. 666, motherfuckers!
Even though the title to this album by the British metal band Iron Maiden is called ” The Number of The Beast “, it really doesn’t have anything whatsoever to do with this article. It’s just a hella rad record and one of the best songs on it is called ” Invaders “. Check it out sometime.

Enjoy paying with cash while you still can, and take some small comfort knowing that you never had a chance. Sit back, lie down, be quiet, and take it, fellow tax animals. Shhhhhhhhh……relax.

Shit’s be gettin’ REAL IN 2021, YO!

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